happiness is not a potato

jenkotsu:

Plot twist: Jimmy Price is the chesapeake ripper

"I… struggle with anxiety sometimes, especially when promoting films like this. Just the life of doing what I do, being in the public eye, it’s a stressful environment." -chris evans

gameraboy:

Gearing up

heatherbat:

cumaeansibyl:

the cat left and my nose is cold and I’m STILL SO BORED

where i have chosen to lay my affections, ladies and gentlemen.

merely one among many, but you’ll notice that we are all rad as hell
bat has excellent taste

heatherbat:

cumaeansibyl:

the cat left and my nose is cold and I’m STILL SO BORED

where i have chosen to lay my affections, ladies and gentlemen.

merely one among many, but you’ll notice that we are all rad as hell

bat has excellent taste

geekbap:

heathyr:

i like how when black widow takes a shower or wets her hair or whatever at falcon’s place her hair’s all wavy but she later has ruler straight hair, like does falcon own a straightener just to make his guests comfortable because that’s lovely

clearly falcon dates a black woman who leaves her flat-iron at his place.

you know how Anthony Mackie’s been telling us Falcon and Widow are together, maybe it’s her flat-iron

in fact I think this may be the best evidence yet in favor of his ship theories

prustytute:

some people really don’t understand that part of being a sport fan is hating other teams

actually I think being a sports fan is mainly hating your own team because when you really listen to what we’re shouting it’s almost never directed at the other team

GODDAMN IT NO HOW DID YOU MISS THAT IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HANDS YOU ASSHOLE TREE SLOTH

WHO PUT THIS SHITHEAD ON THE FIELD AND CAN WE FIRE HIM OUT OF A CANNON. I KNOW THE PRONOUN ISN’T CLEAR, JUST START LOADING PEOPLE IN AND I’LL TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP. WHICH IS NEVER.

WHY ARE WE BEING COACHED BY A GRAPEFRUIT WITH A VISOR

skramamme:

windona:

crimzonlogic:

cracked:

Birds evolved from dinosaurs, and one crazy bird species never forgot.

Why the Cassowary Is the Most Terrifying Animal Ever

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE THAT FREAKING TALL

I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE TWO FEET TALL BUT NOPE

There should be a horror film about these birds.

There should be a horror movie set in Australia, and the plot is just this group of people being stranded and trying to get back to civilization while avoiding all the murderous wildlife.

That’s called “daily living in Australia”
it’s not that great tbqh

virginiagentlenerd:

love-and-radiation:

THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT POST ABOUT HAN SOLO’S SWEET ASS.

ROCKIN EVERYWHERE 

doublemooncrab:

calligrafiti:

True, that.

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doublemooncrab:

calligrafiti:

True, that.

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